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Yeah, you know what... [May. 31st, 2006|12:56 pm]
I think I'll make a new secret journal. I like the idea of Live Journal but this ones boring, I'll still comment on other peoples journals as sky_bastard but this isnt as funny as it should be.

boom.
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Money is evil... [May. 31st, 2006|10:24 am]
[mood | giggly]

...when you don't have much.

Basicly my shoes are broken, so I'm off to buy new ones. For as cheap as possible.
My scanner is broken, but I think I can fix it. (not sure how really)
And I think I'll buy a new mattress for the bed as the springs are flat.

I've just read that katieelizabeth has a boyfriend or something on her user info page, its about time someone got her!

I'm not digging this whole MUST COMMENT TO BE PUT BACK ON THE FRIENDS LIST thing that happens every other week around here.

Shopping list for Ed (oh the interestingness)

- Kingmill bread
- juice
- more juice
- I drink tons of juice
- Is that how you spell juice?
- fruits, whatevers around
- birthday card
- boots
- bed stuff
- bag of peas
- beer for D
- batteries
- chips
- indian ink


I also bought a ZOMBIES ATTACK t-shirt yesterday. Gnarly.

I wish I had more time to write something interesting for you people, but hell, this is mainly for me.

Later skaters.


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Woe is me [May. 29th, 2006|06:35 pm]
[mood | gloomy]

What a depressing little day its been, hard work in the sun, no chance to even phone anyone let alone talk to them in person and when I got home...not even one e-mail!
And my scanner is broken!

Saddness.

Boo hoo.



However the Hulk userpic I made rocks your world and mine.
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I was sorta busy! [May. 24th, 2006|02:39 pm]
[mood | good]

So, I wasn't really away for long after all! But much thanks to lykshweetdood and silverpocket89 for missing me while I as gone.

Over the past few days I've been hard at work to earn enough money to buy a car. I'm currently drinking hot chocolate and eating Jammie Dodgers, which are a sort of biscuit with raspberry jam in the middle. Classy.

Now on to the good stuff, on Monday I looked after my sisters son and I hate to admit it but I love looking after kids, even when there babies like he. I really good at settling them down when there crying, I don’t mind changing their diapers and that sort of thing. But do you know what I hate admitting the most? Many people say I’d be a good father someday, and when they do... I can’t help but smile.

Tuesday, kinda frustrated. You see I, well, I got dressed really nicely for a party, black shoes, new black pants and bright white shirt. The girl I was going with (who’s just a friend for once) said shed been called to work the late shift, she’s a nurse so I was cool with that of course. But that left me wandering around in my new clothes bored out of my mind so I went down to the beach by my self and- hey, here’s a secret, I always go to the beach when I’m bored, I have done since I was a kid, any beach whether in London or Sweden or anywhere really, beaches are awesome!
Right…
Where was I? Oh yeah. And took off my clothes down to my boxers and t-shirt (skinny dipping is not for the freezing cold sea) and went for a swim for about half an hour. Sadly, sexy women did not try to steal my clothes.

Today, rundown and tired. I'm usually never tired, I guess its the long hours. Blah.



More soul cleaning secrets!

I did set up this journal to say things I usually wouldn’t say so…

1. I cheat at cards whenever possible
2. I think my teeth are yellow, no ones ever commented on them but I’ll buy anything that says it will make them whiter.
3. I wish I was bit more emotional, I feel, but no one can tell.
4. Even though I’m all for equality, I’d love to have a submissive girlfriend.
5. I get into really bad moods, it was worse when I was younger.
6. I feel superior to other guys my age.
7. Flies freak me out. Funnily spiders, snakes ect. I’m fine with.
8. Smokers suck; I find ways not to go near them.



<td align="center"> Ed --
[adjective]:

Extremely dominant

'How will you be defined in the sexual dictionary?' at QuizUniverse.com</td>


^this was pure luck. hahaha! The internet knows man.
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Busy [May. 18th, 2006|12:30 pm]
I wont be on for a while as I'm busy.


See you all later!
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Camera...Action! [May. 16th, 2006|02:18 pm]
My sisters going to get a new camera, I think I'll steal it and take some SUXY pictures of me and trees and and all kinds of stuff!!
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(no subject) [May. 12th, 2006|01:30 pm]

Take a look at your LJ friends list, then list up to five things you want to say to five different LJ friends.
DO NOT state who these people are.
DO NOT confirm nor deny any "comment speculation".
Then tag, like, zero or one person.

1. Dance for my amusment.

2. You are not cooler than batman

3. Learn to spell, your worse than me when I'm drunk!

4. I can't remember why your on my friends list.

5. You've got the cutest face!!1113.

 

I tag,

katieelizabeth!
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Lalalala la [May. 12th, 2006|12:44 pm]
[mood | cheerful]

Some quick notes;

I have sand in my socks, what is the world coming to?

http://skybastard.deviantart.com/gallery/ , I really love this site, you can send notes to people through the site and look at peoples art and and and its cool!
At least for now.

My sister keeps sending me pictures of her baby, I KNOW WHAT HE LOOKS LIKE ALREADY!

I sold a painting for £5, which is good because the picture itself was crap.

I'm horny as hell! But, shhh, its a secret. *looks at dirty porn pictures*

I did some training on the beach today, running mostly. Sweaty.

I wish I could have a life AND spend all day chatting to my favourite strangers from across the world.

SEX.
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(no subject) [May. 10th, 2006|08:21 pm]
Works been great this week, lots of guys working on the same building means work was easy.

I havent been on the internet much. Sorry, but hey, I update stuff well I think.




p.s I looooove all you people *kiss*
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FRIDAY! [May. 5th, 2006|04:45 pm]
YES ITS FRIDAY.

Oh hey, I've found my friend SC, hes working at some factory, and guess what his job is...He watches bottles being filled with water. Hahahaha! Man, I loves 'im.

I know I've got younger people reading this but I have to say I'm having some really great sex lately, I've been really lucky...shes a great friend :D
No more sex life talk for you!

Tommorrow I' going out on the town.

Oh man, all kinds of stuff.

Anyway I'm off.
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It is hot. [May. 4th, 2006|06:15 pm]
Its so hot its even hotter than me. And I'm hot.
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Computer [May. 2nd, 2006|08:59 pm]
[mood | cranky]

My computers been fucking up again!

An ERROR with the remote computer, or some bollocks.

And I was going to talk to people!
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Sorry Peeps [May. 2nd, 2006|05:45 pm]
[mood | amused]

I haven't really been updating this thing have I? And I havent really commented on anyones journal in ages.

The thing is I've been working and when I'm not working I've been going on this art site I joined because its really cool. Really, really cool.

In a semi-related bit of new I think all my MSN "friends" are angry at me because I've spoken to none of them for three weeks and some of them for about five. Ah well!



Right. Off I pop.



Pop.
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(no subject) [Apr. 29th, 2006|08:38 pm]
I AM BIG TODAY.

NO! BIGGER.

BIGGER.

GIANT OF GIANTS.

I'M GOING TO TAKE OVER THE UNIVERSE AND ALL THAT JAZZ. *PLAYS JAZZ*


I AM KING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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!!! [Apr. 28th, 2006|02:59 pm]
I won a X-box at the arcades and I only put £2.00 in! Honest! W00T.

I'm going to sell it for £60.
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(no subject) [Apr. 26th, 2006|08:19 pm]
Meet this little boy
his name is Tumor Tim
he hasn't really got one
but we like to humor him.
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Arctic Monkeys [Apr. 26th, 2006|02:42 pm]
-Dancing Shoes-

Get on your dancing shoes
There's one thing on your mind
Oh, been there looking for you
Sure you'll be rummaging' through
Oh and the shit! shock, horror
You've seen your future bride
Oh, but it's oh so absurd
For you to say the first word
So you're waiting and waiting and

The only reason that you came
So what you scared for?
Well don't you always do the same?
It's what you're there for, don't you know

The lights are flashing
Down in here tonight
And so'm I exchange a glance
Looking pretending to dance

Don't act like it's not happening
As if its impolite
To go and mention your name
Instead you'll just do the same
As they all do, and hope for the best

The only reason that you came
So what you scared for?
Well don't you always do the same?
It's what you're there for, but no!

Get on your dancing shoes
You sexy little swine
Oh, been there looking for you
Sure you'll be rummaging through

And I said the shit! shock, horror
You've seen your future bride, yeah
Yeah, but it's oh so absurd
For you to say the first word
So you're waiting and waiting

--


Life.
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I'm back [Apr. 25th, 2006|06:48 pm]
[mood | crazy]

Have you all missed me this what, two days, I don't know.

I've been working, arting (my word) and working some more, I've made some good money and I'm treating my friends to a PARTY. It wll be "kewl". I've made £700 in one week from scaffolding, £20 from art and £20 playing pool, I'm good at it.

The weather was great! The sun is out and I spend the day enjoying it, I went to some beach out of London and had ice-cream (chocolate) and drew chalk pictures on the cliff. I got the idea to write "WE ARE CAVEMEN STILL" on the cliff and so I did, but then I got a grander idea so I bought ten packs of chalk and told other people to join in, I was with a friend so it was easier to get it going. We drew stick men weilding spears chasing cars and hunting burgers with legs. I sang a lot. I made some new friends and punched a hobo in the jaw because he was screaming at the kids on the beach.I'm in a good mood. And I feel kinda sexy, God knows why. I won at pool against a biker dude.


I am the king!

I'm off to read my peoples journals! I'm hyper. Not gonna spell check. Sorry.
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(no subject) [Apr. 23rd, 2006|07:17 pm]
Hello people!

I've been busy working, and I'm still busy, see you all later.
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Woosh! [Apr. 21st, 2006|10:21 am]
[mood | accomplished]

I'll make this quick,

- I'm going to buy new clothes.
- Its raining and cold.
- I burned my hand.
- I've join this site, http://skybastard.deviantart.com/
- And I going to cook some fish.
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